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Dr Groove
Ladies please, contain yourselves.......! Dr Groove is the
sexiest, funkiest, sweetest soul-singing brother ever to
have fondled a microphone. He puts the 'Grrrr' into 'Groovy',
the 'Fun' into 'Funk' and the cucumber into his pants! One
night in the Doctor's surgery of lurrve will have you reaching
for your Night Nurse!
Gerry
- Guitar
Every band needs it's animal, and our Gerry is an entire
zoo on stage. He's a gorilla of guitars, a mammoth of music
and a... errrm... scampi of solos. Aside from us, Dr Doolittle
is his biggest fan. Born with a surplus of hair & a
guitar in his hand, it was a painful birth. But his mother's
pain, was The 007Teez gain. All bow in the presence of rock
god Gerry!
Mark
- Bass Guitar
Marky Mark is our super-fly guy....
He's the only man alive besides Wayne Sleep to make sequins,
lycra trousers & a 'roadkill' wig look as cool as ice.
Bounce to da beat as he slaps those strings into shape &
shimmy to a bass so beefy it's a wonder it didn't get Foot
& Mouth disease. Don your dark glasses and let the dude
of grooove, make ya moooove!
Matt
- Keyboards
Mad Matt is the Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde of the band... By
night the inspirational ivory-tinkling of this dark horse
has Liberace turning in his bejewelled grave (and he even
has the spangley trews to rival his hero). By day, he tends
prize-winning lettuces in an Ickenham allotment.
Nigel
- Drums
Bang, crash, wallop - it's Nigel.....
Banging the baddest beats on those skins to make you rock
til you drop! With his ballsy backing vocals & sticks
of fire, he's a serious seventies sex-cymbal! Hold onto
your pint when he starts his double bass drum pedalling,
it's a 5.5 on the Richter scale!
Andy
- Trumpet
No wonder this man has the widest smile - he's got the horn....
A living legend (but not before 11am), top trumpeter and
The 007Teez groovy guv'nor! It's true you may hear better
trumpet players, but can any of them dance as well in a
pair of pink leopard-print platforms?! If you like the band
- let him know, if you don't..... tell the drummer!!
Ian
- Saxophone
Ian is also known as 'The Professor', and always meditates
before a gig. This levitates him to a higher plane of circus
trickery enabling a double-Duracell performance. See how
he dazzles & excites as he plays two (count ' em) saxes
at once, performs swingin' solos writhing on his back and
sometimes even dances in tempo! Ooooh..... Ahhhhhh....
Emily
- Backing vocals
Hold onto your hats chaps - it's tambourine-tastic Emily!
This blonde bombshell puts the 'cow' in her cowbell and
has homes in London and Las Vegas, so if you're smitten
by her buxom backing vocals, be prepared for a long journey
home....
Helena
- Backing vocals
It's the singin' swingin' Swede.... When the Swedish porn
industry went bust, there was nowhere to go for Helena but
to lay down her sexy, sultry, swingin' vocals on an unsuspecting
UK audience. Guys beware - she has a blackbelt in smorgasbord!
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Style:
70's disco party band
