The Futuristic Gramophones
The Futuristic Gramophones are a stylish London-based jazz band with a truly original concept, blending the elegance of the Roaring Twenties with the biggest songs of today. Their signature sound combines timeless jazz standards with vintage-inspired arrangements of modern artists such as Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran and The White Stripes, creating a performance that's both nostalgic and refreshingly unexpected. Available as an intimate acoustic trio, a sophisticated lounge band or a full party line-up, they're the perfect choice for luxury weddings, corporate events and private celebrations. Expect world-class musicianship, impeccable style and an unforgettable live experience your guests will be talking about long after the final song.
From £1,077
Price based on 3 members performing 2 x 45 minute sets
Check Date & Price Instantly
or call 01782 740839
Book with confidence
- 🏆 Customer Choice Award
- ⭐ 5 Star Rated By Every Client This Year
- Reliable, hand-picked artists
- Secure bookings with 24/7 cover
- Expert advice and support whenever you need it
- Free cancellations within 5 days of booking
- Price match guarantee
Browse Packages
Videos
Don't Look Back In Anger, Perfect, Levitating, Sway (Quien Sera), Can't Buy Me Love & I Wan'na Be like You (The Monkey Song)
Shape of You, New Rules & Feel It Still
Thriller / Michael Jackson
Dancing in the Moonlight / Toploader
Seven Nation Army / The White Stripes
The Futuristic Gramophones performing Jazz Remakes of Popular Songs
How High The Moon / Alfred Drake & Frances Comstock
Dream A Little Dream Of Me / Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong
All About That Bass / Meghan Trainor
Set List / Repertoire
Modern hits
All About That Bass (Meghan Trainor)
Blank Space (Tailor Swift)
Titanium (David Guetta ft Sia)
I Am Not The Only One (Sam Smith)
Livin' On A Prayer (Bon Jovi)
Seven Nation Army (White Stripes)
Please Don't Stop The Music (Rihanna)
Sweet Child Of Mine (Guns 'n Roses)
Viva La Vida (Coldplay)
Royals (Lorde)
Give It Away (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Rude (MAGIC!)
Creep (Radiohead)
Hey Ya (Outkast)
Moondance (Van Morrison)
Love Yourself (Justin Bibier)
Light My Fire (The Doors)
Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)
Hotel California (Eagles)
Valerie (Amy Winehouse)
Can’t buy me love (The Beatles)
Rehab (Amy Winehouse)
Love fool (The Cardigans)
Timeless Classics
Dinah (Louis Armstrong)
Shimmy Like My Sister Kate (Madeleine Peyroux, Cecile McLaurin)
Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out (Bessie Smith)
Now Or Never (Billie Holiday, Lisa Ekdahl)
Honeysuckle Rose (Fats Waller)
Ain't Misbehavin' (Fats Waller)
I can't give you anything but love (Annette Hanshaw, Louis Armstrong)
I'll See You In My Dreams (Ella )
Basin Street Blues (Spencer Williams, Louis Armstrong)
Star Dust (Hoagy Carmichael)
Tres Palabras (Osvaldo Ferrès)
Careless Love (Buddy Bolden, Bessie Smith)
Blue Skies (Irving Berlin)
An American In Paris (George Gerwshin)
Mack The Knife (Kurt Weill, Berthold Brecht)
What Is This Thing Called love? (Cole Porter)
Love For Sale (Cole Porter)
You and the night and the music (Arthur Schwartz)
I love you (Cole Porter)
Someday my prince will come (Larry Morey)
Body and soul (Johnny Green)
My heart belongs to daddy (Cole Porter)
Fly me to the moon (Bart Howard)
So in love (Cole Porter)
I’ve got you under my skin (Cole Porter)
Have you met miss Jones (Richard Rodgers)
Why don’t you do right (Joseph McCoy)
Full Biography
Where Vintage Jazz Meets Modern Pop
Some bands play jazz. Others play pop.
The Futuristic Gramophones do both — at exactly the same time.
Imagine stepping into a beautifully imagined alternate reality where the glamour of the Roaring Twenties collides with the soundtrack of today. Taylor Swift swings alongside Louis Armstrong. The White Stripes become a prohibition-era dance band. Meghan Trainor could have shared a bill with Benny Goodman.
That is the world The Futuristic Gramophones create.
Founded in London in 2014 by vocalist Francesca, guitarist Aliocha and double bassist Giovanni, the trio has developed a style that feels completely their own. Their signature sound blends authentic jazz, swing and vintage dance music with inventive reworkings of modern chart favourites, creating performances that feel both timeless and refreshingly unexpected.
Nothing is accidental. Every arrangement, every visual detail and every performance has been carefully crafted to transport guests somewhere familiar, yet entirely new.
Whether performing as elegant background entertainment or taking centre stage later in the evening, The Futuristic Gramophones don't simply provide music—they create an atmosphere that guests remember long after the event has finished.
Perfect For
The Futuristic Gramophones specialise in premium events where style, personality and musical quality matter.
Their adaptable performances make them an outstanding choice for:
- Luxury weddings
- Drinks receptions
- Wedding breakfasts
- Corporate events
- Awards dinners
- Product launches
- Brand activations
- Private parties
- Gala dinners
- Hospitality events
- Summer garden parties
- Christmas celebrations
- Vintage and Gatsby-themed events
Equally at home in an intimate country house or a prestigious London venue, the band carefully shapes each performance around the room, allowing the music to enhance the atmosphere rather than dominate it—before effortlessly raising the energy whenever the occasion calls for it.
A Repertoire Unlike Any Other
The Futuristic Gramophones are known for turning familiar songs into something your guests have never heard before.
Alongside beloved jazz standards and swing classics from the Great American Songbook, the band performs inventive vintage-inspired arrangements of contemporary pop, soul, rock and indie favourites.
Expect everything from:
- Fly Me To The Moon
- Beyond The Sea
- Mack The Knife
- Dream A Little Dream Of Me
to unexpected jazz transformations of artists such as:
- Taylor Swift
- Ed Sheeran
- Meghan Trainor
- The White Stripes
- Stevie Wonder
- Michael Jackson
The result is a repertoire that appeals to every generation.
Older guests recognise the timeless elegance of classic jazz, while younger audiences suddenly realise they're singing along to songs they know—just performed in a completely different style.
It's this balance between nostalgia and surprise that has become the band's signature.
The Experience
From the moment the first note is played, The Futuristic Gramophones create an atmosphere that feels effortlessly stylish.
During drinks receptions and dinners, their music becomes part of the occasion—warm, sophisticated and conversation-friendly.
As the event develops, the energy naturally builds. Swing rhythms become bigger, modern favourites emerge in vintage disguise and guests find themselves smiling, tapping their feet and eventually filling the dance floor.
Their performances never feel like a standard function band set.
Instead, they unfold like a carefully curated live show, full of personality, charm and musical surprises.
Choose Your Perfect Line-Up
Essential Acoustic Band
Vocals • Guitar • Double Bass
Optional Saxophone
The band's original acoustic line-up.
Elegant, intimate and beautifully understated, this format is perfect for ceremonies, drinks receptions, wedding breakfasts, private dining and venues where conversation remains the focus.
With no need for an elaborate production, the Essential line-up delivers all the character and originality of The Futuristic Gramophones in its purest form.
Ideal for:
- Drinks receptions
- Wedding ceremonies
- Garden parties
- Boutique venues
- Luxury private dining
Lounge Band
Vocals • Guitar • Double Bass • Percussion
Optional Saxophone
For clients wanting a little more rhythm while maintaining an elegant atmosphere.
Adding percussion creates a fuller groove without overwhelming the room, making this the perfect choice for afternoon celebrations, larger receptions and sophisticated evening entertainment where guests are encouraged to relax, mingle and dance naturally.
Ideal for:
- Corporate receptions
- Wedding breakfasts
- Cocktail parties
- Networking events
- Evening lounges
Big Band Experience
Vocals • Guitar • Double Bass • Full Drum Kit • Saxophone
Includes professional PA system and quality event lighting.
When live music becomes the centrepiece of the celebration.
The Big Band Experience transforms The Futuristic Gramophones into a vibrant showband capable of filling larger venues with rich, energetic sound while retaining the elegance and musicality that define the group.
Perfect for evening receptions, corporate celebrations and parties where guests expect a packed dance floor.
Ideal for:
- Evening wedding receptions
- Gala dinners
- Awards ceremonies
- Corporate parties
- Large private celebrations
Roaming Acoustic Performance
Looking for something genuinely memorable?
The Futuristic Gramophones also offer a completely unplugged roaming performance.
Free from microphones, speakers and staging, the band moves naturally throughout your venue, performing among your guests and creating spontaneous moments that simply aren't possible with a traditional stage performance.
Perfect for welcoming guests, outdoor receptions, networking events or adding an unexpected touch of theatre to your celebration.
World-Class Musicians
Behind the distinctive concept is a trio of internationally experienced musicians whose careers extend far beyond private events.
Founder and vocalist Francesca combines musical theatre, jazz, soul and contemporary performance experience, having appeared in major stage productions before establishing herself within London's professional music scene through live performance, studio work and international collaborations.
Guitarist Aliocha is recognised as one of London's most versatile musicians, performing across jazz, soul, rock, R&B and world music. His career has included collaborations with acclaimed artists including Andy Sheppard, Jocelyn Brown and Grammy Award-winning producer Steve Power, while appearing at venues including Wigmore Hall, Ronnie Scott's, Bush Hall and internationally across Europe.
Double bassist Giovanni brings a deep love of traditional jazz alongside extensive experience performing throughout the UK with leading jazz and blues musicians. His playing draws inspiration from legendary bassists including Ron Carter, Ray Brown, Paul Chambers and James Jamerson, giving the band's rhythm section both warmth and unmistakable swing.
Together, their chemistry is the result of more than a decade performing together, allowing every performance to feel polished, natural and effortlessly engaging.
Trusted By Exceptional Clients
The Futuristic Gramophones have entertained audiences across the UK at prestigious hotels, luxury venues and high-profile corporate events.
Previous performances have included appearances at renowned venues including The Ritz London, The Berkeley, The Waldorf Astoria, The Gherkin, Quaglino's, ExCeL London and many more.
From intimate celebrations to large-scale corporate occasions, clients return because the band delivers far more than exceptional musicianship—they create an experience that feels stylish, original and completely bespoke.
Why Choose The Futuristic Gramophones?
There are plenty of excellent jazz bands.
There are very few that have created an unmistakable identity of their own.
The Futuristic Gramophones aren't simply recreating the past—they're reimagining it.
Their combination of authentic vintage style, inventive modern repertoire, world-class musicianship and carefully curated performances offers something genuinely distinctive for clients looking to impress their guests with entertainment that's elegant, unexpected and impossible to forget.
The Futuristic Gramophones Customer Reviews
In the top 10% of highest rated Jazz Bands.
5 star rated by every client this year.
42 Customer Reviews
| Performance quality: | |
| Sound quality: | |
| Behaviour: | |
| Communication: | |
| Audience engagement: | |
| Value for money: |
Incredible. Friendly. Talented. Classy.
Tiago L booked The Futuristic Gramophones for their wedding in Cambridgeshire
“Classy and polished performance. They were very popular with our guests. They looked very smart and the fact they spoke Italian went down a treat.”
The Futuristic Gramophones were brilliant
Ruth P booked The Futuristic Gramophones for their party in Berkshire
“The Futuristic Gramophones were brilliant - punctual, professional and very impressive. Their music was great and their appearance was perfect for our party theme.”
Booking The Futuristic Gramophones
What you get, timings and booking options
Artist Location, Travel & Pricing
/-0.1277583,51.5073509,5,0,0/450x250?access_token=pk.eyJ1IjoiYWxpdmVuZXR3b3JrIiwiYSI6ImNrM2ZxNmpxMjA2eXkzbnAwajlqNGdraTUifQ.Polv4xXdcDk5AWqoDA8g8A)
Price from £1,077 + travel from London
Based on 3 members performing 2 x 45 minute sets
- South East From £1,077
- Wales From £1,098
- East of England From £1,149
- Scotland From £1,149
- East Midlands From £1,221
- South West From £1,221
- West Midlands From £1,221
- North West From £1,293
- Yorkshire and the Humber From £1,364
- North East From £1,436
- Republic of Ireland From £2,872
- Northern Ireland From £3,590
Most Alive Network artists travel UK wide and internationally. Get a guide price instantly by clicking the 'get quote' button and entering your event date and location. Make an enquiry and we will liase directly with The Futuristic Gramophones to confirm price, availability, and the provide you with a confirmed quote.
Lineup
Default lineup: 3 members
Standard Line-up Trio: Female Vocals, Guitar & Double Bass* Larger line ups also available (see booking options).
Performance Times
Booking Options
Customise your booking with the following options...
Requirements
Provided by act...
Required by act...
Similar Artists
Why Book With Us?
100% of people that booked The Futuristic Gramophones
would recommend Alive Network to their friends
Experience.
27 years experience and over 193,000 events booked to date, you couldn’t be in safer hands.
Quality.
We are not a directory, we hand pick every artist to ensure quality, reliability and value.
Trust.
With over 63,000 five star reviews, we’re the UK’s most trusted entertainment booking platform.
Security.
Safe secure bookings, 24/7 emergency cover, and personal support when ever you need it.
We Care.
That you find the perfect entertainment for your event, and that everything goes to plan.
Supporting Artists.
We help local artists reach a national audience of customers like you, supporting careers.






















