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Charles Haslett as Inspector Clouseau

Bringing to life one of Britain's most loved characters, Inspector Clouseau will be an excellent 'Chief of Security' for any event!

Price from £641 + travel

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Secure your 2021 / 2022 booking before the 31st May 2021, and if Covid affects your event plans, we will offer 100% deposit credit to be used against new bookings.

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Price from £641 + travel from Dorset

Based on 1 person performing up to 2 hours of mix and mingle

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Up to 2 hours (with breaks)

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Default lineup: 1 performer

Ideal for Corporate Events, Weddings, Private Parties and Company Launches. Mix n Mingle, Meet n Greet, , photographs, sounds like Clouseau.

Full Biography

Introducing CHIEF INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU, originally played by Peter Sellers in the Pink Panther series.

A cult figure and a masterful interpretation, Charles's vocal impression of this Peter Sellers character is second to none and always causes chuckles and fond memories among audiences. 

All your favourite Clouseau sayings and more are brought to life as Clouseau roams amongst your guests having first vetted and "searched" them as 'Chief of Security' for the evening.

"I'm Clouseau...." "....No, I'm Clouseau!"

"I've been looking for you I arrest you ...."

"?!!? Hello?"

"Behind me? Where?"

"I arrest you in the name of the Leuhr" . . . . . "Does your deurg bite" . . . . . "Do you have a leesonce?"

This is just one example of how Charles Haslett utilises his vocal and acting talent to authentically portray one of Britain's most loved comedians - Peter Sellers. Charles's Clouseau brings fun to corporate and private events, exhibitions and conferences, product launches and openings, or any other type of event!

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