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Q: What does new age music sound like played backwards?
A: New age music.

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a music journalist?
A: A Doberman.

Q: What do you get when you cross a music journalist with a sack of s**t?
A: A sack of s**t that wouldn't know a good performance if it heard one.

Q: What would Jerry Garcia be doing, if he were alive today?
A: Clawing at the lid of his coffin.

Q: What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind?
A: His teeth.

Q: What's the difference between a soundman and God?
A: God doesn't think he's a soundman.

Q: Why do deadheads swirl their arms when they dance?
A: To keep the music out of their eyes.



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